For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

Nudity is a state of fact; lewdity, to coin a phrase, is a state of mind.

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

Under Confucianism, the use of precisely measured court music, prescribed steps, actions, and phrases all added up to an extremely complex system of ….

My least favorite phrase in the English language is 'I don't care.'.

God is always at work around you..

Poetry is the honey of all flowers, the quintessence of all sciences, the marrow of wit, and the very phrase of angels..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

Neatness of phrase is so closely akin to wit that it is often accepted as its substitute..

The French have a phrase for it. The bastards have a phrase for everything and they are always right. To say goodbye is to die a little..