Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack, don'tcha come back no more..

My life now could not be better..

Be fruitful, and multiply..

Do not disturb. Already there..

That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak..

I play piano all the time. I'm always at my piano, playing music..

I wouldn't go back and change anything..

With my personal preparation at the piano, I can afford to hum at half voice..

What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..

No one is accountable anymore for anything..

It's always better to be underdressed..

Now is the only thing that exists..

My only fear is the unknown..

I've always thought that less was a lot more..

I like my life. It's good..

I usually get recognized for Spaceballs..

What do we do now, now that we are happy?.

I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..

When something works for you, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that it will work for someone else..

The piano bar is the gateway to the halls of masturbation..

It doesn't have to be like that but mostly it is..