You take what you can get, I reckon. You take what you can get..

I'm so not a celebrity..

I don't have to stop you. All I have to do is slow you down." -Ganner Rhysode.

Russia is not our friend..

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to..

The future's here, we are it, we are on our own.

A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I'd said something cool, but I was stunned..

You know what they say: 'Why sit at a table that doesn't have key lime pie on it if you don't have to?'.

I don't really take myself very seriously..

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..

Gloriously false. [Like Rahab.].

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

I never said to myself, "I'm going to be the greatest." I just wanted to do my own thing..

[On George H.W. Bush:] By 1990 I had learned that I had to defer to him in conversation and not to stint the praise. If that was what was necessary t….

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest..

Both the President and Mr Gorbachev have said that they want to see a world without nuclear weapons. I cannot see a world without nuclear weapons. Le….

The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be..

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out..

I'm not just anybody.' 'No, indeed. Nobody is..

You flatter me shamelessly. I like it. Good..

I have a family to feed..