On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the….
Outsourcing was the bogeyman of the 90s. Protectionists portrayed it as an evil that would take American jobs away. Yes, some jobs did go offshore as….
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough..
The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up of a lot of different slices..
I look at pastries and cakes, tarts and pies. My body craves sugar, always craves sugar. Years of alcohalism and the high level of sugar in alcohal c….
The liberal posture really requires a willingness to give to others, and that works, as I say, when you have an expanding pie. But if you don't have ….
A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules a….
I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make….
If you think of life as like a big pie, you can try to hold the whole pie and kill yourself trying to keep it, or you can slice it up and give some t….
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease, which is where the dough has been to too….
I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause..
Have you guys been playing in toxic waste again?" Fang asked severely, putting his hands on his hips. Nudge giggled. "No." "Been bitten by a radioact….
I've always been a big fan of Bill Paxton, and I met him at the American Pie premiere.
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they use! It's being outrageous f….
How about this?' Simmon asked me. "Which is worse, stealing a pie or killing Ambrose?" I gave it a moment's hard thought. "A meat pie, or a fruit pie?.
Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure..
When people are frightened about going hungry and paying their mortgages, a scarcity model begins to prevail; they fear someone else will get their p….
I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way..
I may not remember my name or what country I live in, but you and that pie is something I will never forget..
The world is like a dropped pie most of the time. Don't kill yourself trying to put it back together. Just grab a fork and eat some of it off the flo….
You can't carve up the world. It's not a pie..