There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Just because a woman has a pimp doesn't necessarily mean that she's being abused by the guy. You can't know for sure..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment he was living in..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I don't think about competition. I am definitely attracted to not just playing a regular character - I don't know there's any such thing as "regular.….

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..