The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Intruder on level one. All aliens, please proceed to level one..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

Write to Please Yourself. When You write to Please Others You end up Pleasing No one..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Whoever can do as he pleases, commands when he entreats..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

You can please some of the people some of the time, all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, but you can never please ….

Please don't disillusion me. I haven't had breakfast yet..

Only the redeemed have the ability to like what God likes and to be pleased with what pleases God..

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

We must prepare for everything..