I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
When workers make more money, they respond by being more productive in their jobs and are less likely to leave, reducing turnover costs. This puts mo….
Get yourself a few ‘Dime a Dozen Generals,’ bid high in the ‘former statesmen lobby auction’, and put in your pocket one or two ‘ex-congressmen turne….
The thing I hear about a lot is when people over-sharpen their pencil with a single-blade pocket-sharpener and then when they put the pencil to the p….
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
I was nothing more than a thug with Tolstoy in my pocket..
They are the we of me..
I always thought that I was me — but no, I was you and never knew it..
When there's something or someone, when there's anything that makes you happy, you don't let a continent or an ocean or an empty pocket keep you apart.
When you have an economically unequal society, you end up with huge swaths of society that are disposable, basically..
I grew up playing classical guitar, so everything I learned was rooted in technique, form, presentation..
I prefer nothing, unless it is true..
In New Orleans, you can pitch a rock and hit a great trumpeter..
I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..
God is God, and I'm not..
For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..
What you're looking for, you won't find. But only by looking for it can it find you..
I have tried to live very quietly, so I could be happy..
Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand..
Heartbreak taught me that you can rise from the ashes and get over anything..