Never trust a politician, Todd. They have no fixed center, so you can never believe them..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

Politicians are leeches, mostly..

God is always at work around you..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

Every intentional act is a magical act..

For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..

A herd of prairie-wolves will enter a field of melons and quarrel about the division of the spoils as fiercely and noisily as so many politicians..

I love all of our subpodcasts..

In politics, as in life, we must above all things wish only for the attainable..

You live day by day. You can't build your life..

The movies I like are always movies where cinema is reinvented like if it was the beginning of cinema..