The great thing about having a bunch of kids is that they just remind you that you're the person who takes them to go poop. That's who you are!.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop..

Eat like a bird, poop like an elephant..

I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do not care about them at all..

I respect so much the work that so many women do, but that's just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop, and peopl….