I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

Do your best. And then let life do the rest..

I cannot go and tell women what to wear and what not to wear; you have to decide on your own..

America was built on her citizens..

I don't pull, I just receive..

They memorize everything and learn... nothing..

There's always something that draws you away from the original script..

I became Gauleiter in 1927..

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else..

It ain't what things actually are, it's all they stand for..

Money has no religion except itself..

Love doesn't exactly come with an off switch..

The best religion is the most tolerant..

I respect very much my public and also the music I perform..

You can't expect anything to be handed to you. And I learned that..

How I like to be liked, and what I do to be liked!.

You are what you pretend to be..

I'm not a flowerchild or anything like that... whatever it was..

To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend..

I will not be misquoted!.