Quotes on Pork Chops

I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians!