Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

God is the same everywhere..

We is always so much better than I..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

I like it when I strut..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

Yahoo today is not a portal. Yahoo today is a search engine..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

What you have to learn to do, you learn by doing..

What is more yours than what always holds you back?.

Experience by itself is not science..

I always knew I would adopt. Always..

Stephenie Meyer + Science = wrong!.