I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The music pot is broad. It's just unfortunate that the record companies cry the blues as frequently as they do..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

I used to say that pot took away from my rent, and now it pays it..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Pol Pot will surrender, be captured or commit suicide..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I'd rather buy something that is relatively depressed than something that is relatively high..