Truth breeds power, and truth never perishes..

The only thing hard about being an actor is being out of work. So, when you get a job - that part ain't hard at all..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

The nature of faith is that it must be tried..

Words are intermediary between thought and things. We express ourselves really not through words, which are only signs, but through what they signify….

Disputants often fare poorly when they each act greedily and deceptively..

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes..

Love cannot be explained, yet it explains all..

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

When we get to the future, I'll decide the future..

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..

For loves lawe is out of reule..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..