You can't tell someone they are wrong about their own life..

A practical girl never pines; she takes action..

I Love, Therefore I Am.

To have failed is to have striven, to have striven is to have grown..

Anybody that'll stand up to The Cline is all right..

I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

We have reached the time when it is morally right to "shoot the bastards", but it is not yet practical to do so..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

A wasted human being--that's a sort of practical blasphemy, according to my religion..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..