The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules..

When I was pregnant, everyone told me you're going to be one of those women with a little football in front. And then this...thing, this Scooby-Doo m….

God, my brain really goes to mush when I'm pregnant..

I am not a pregnant working mother wronged..

I fooled around with Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams got pregnant..

You act like getting pregnant is a disease you can catch from public toilets..

There's a saying in Africa: To find out you are pregnant is to have one foot in the grave..

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any..

Everything psychic is pregnant with the future..

I didn't binge when I was pregnant..

I would say my faith has become strengthened every time I have faced what I considered to be a trial, and there is no greater trial than being 14 and….

I could not understand why Meryl Streep, for example, is allowed to work while pregnant and I'm not..

Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great..

The mother of the imbecile is always pregnant..

It showed nothing. I'm not pregnant..

I've been broody since I was 12, but I can't just get anyone pregnant. It has got to be the right person..

The only thing I never have unless I'm pregnant is heartburn..