Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

The body is some kind of image of you, it's kind of something that's just attached to your soul, some kind of outside principle, which doesn't really….

As in an icicle the agnostic abides alone. The vital principle is taken out of all endeavor for improving himself or bettering hisfellows. All hope i….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

The cloven-foot of self-interest was now and then to be seen aneath the robe of public principle..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

His own enjoyment, or his own ease, was, in every particular, his ruling principle..

If we submit everything to reason our religion will be left with nothing mysterious or supernatural. If we offend the principles of reason our religi….

Just because people are in authority, if it doesn't seem right, don't do it. If it violates your own principles, don't do it..

If you're too sloppy, then you never get reproducible results, then you never get reproducible results, and then you never can draw any conclusions; ….

The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle..

An evolutionary morality argues that The North was right in pursuing that war because a nation is a higher form of evolution than a human body and th….

Fear, either as a principle or a motive, is the beginning of all evil..

Now, it is a good sanitary principle, that what is curative is preventive..

The world is not dialectical - it is sworn to extremes, not to equilibrium, sworn to radical antagonism, not to reconciliation or synthesis. This is ….

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

Curiously, a principle affects your life whether you are aware of it or not. For instance, the principle of gravity was working long before the apple….

The most obvious purpose of college education is to help students acquire information and knowledge by acquainting them with facts, theories, general….

In Europe, even more so than in national politics, we have to follow the principle laid down by Martin Luther: Use language that the people will unde….

I have been very consistent over the course of my entire life. I have always fought for the same values and principles..