Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..
When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..
I am one of the haunted..
Annette had kissed me. Who would’a thunk it?.
I just wanna do my music..
Someone recommended that I read the Bible, and it was then I discovered that I knew nothing about it..
I will no longer take anyone's word for my experience..
You cannot live without doing something..
Anything that can be dreamed is true..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
Don't immanentize the eschaton!.
I have a St. Bernard named B..
My act is based on my life..
unrequitted love amuses me.
Invest time, don't spend it..
It can always get worse..
Yes, I am very prolific..
Calamus fortior gladio..
You can't really be too calculated about everything in life..
It's great to represent things that are not represented..
Anything was better than to be loved for one's things..