You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Those who cannot begin do not finish..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

Friendship isn't always sunnyside up..

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

Stand by those who stand by you..

I am a rank individualist..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

I have not been a success, and probably never will be..