Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Good programmers know what to write. Great ones know what to rewrite (and reuse).
Often, the most striking and innovative solutions come from realizing that your concept of the problem was wrong..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Invention is arrived at by intelligent stumbling..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
Most programming languages contain good parts and bad parts. I discovered that I could be better programmer by using only the good parts and avoiding….
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
Talk is cheap. Show me the code..
Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
Good programmers know what's beautiful and bad ones don't..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..