I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I never have anything to talk about..

What God originates, God orchestrates..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

I'd like to think...that people in pubs would talk about my poems.

A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars..

In a proper pub everyone there is potentially, if not a lifelong friend, at least someone to lure into an argument about foreign policy or the Red So….

You can get samosas in any pub in England today, pretty much. So, "Gunga Din" has come back..

I once worked in a pub. I couldn't add up to save my life, but I could pull the pints..

Looking back, I spent a lot of time sitting in pubs when I should have been perfecting my playwriting..

James, that's a bad situation. I'm not saying it's not repairable, but it's pretty far. When you go from being in one of the best bands in the world ….

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub..

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'.