There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work.".

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

"You can eff off, too," I say, except I don't say eff, I say what 'eff' stands for..

The superman exists and he's American..

Let knowledge be guessed by the sign of equality to all beings..

We do what we like, and we like what we do..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

Why is there anything at all rather than nothing whatsoever?.

The first bowl of chocolate pudding was too hot, but Goldilocks ate it all anyway because, hey, it's chocolate pudding, right?.

He who picks up one end of a stick picks up the other. He who chooses the beginning of a road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that det….

We just keep on having to save each other", he says. "We ever gonna be even?" "I hope not," I say.

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

Faith is only as good as the one in whom it's invested..

There is hardly anybody good for everything, and there is scarcely anybody who is absolutely good for nothing..

we have so much to say, and we shall never say it..

I am about to learn what it's like to live here..

Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you, Mumbo-Jumbo will hoo-doo you. Mumbo . . . Jumbo . . . will . . . hoo-doo . . . you..

Everything is expressed through RELATIONSHIPS..

Glibness will get your anywhere..

I'm not in any sense anti-Facebook..