I've succeeded at everything except my life..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

My act is based on my life..

Freedom has never been free..

Don't count your boobies until they are hatched..

Your thoughts are making you..

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

These are the days of bootleg love..

Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

Success is less rare than the courage to attempt it..

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

Times change and you have to adapt..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

The tortured always remain tortured..

I'm closest to the music when I'm onstage with the band, playing..