When you make a movie, you're spending a month of your life with someone and, down the line, you have to spend more months with them. It is this mini….

I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously..

It's terrifying to have a voice right now. It's so terrifying, and it's so essential..

I was interviewed on the Israeli radio for five minutes and I said that more than 2000 years ago, Euclid proved that there are infinitely many primes….

Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..

There is a paranoid streak in American life. Radio talk show hosts tend to foment that paranoid streak in American life..

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet..

This country was founded on a core set of family values. These values should not be discouraged and blatantly undermined by the airing of offensive m….

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

Poetry is a popular genre in Afghanistan. If you turned on the radio, there would be a poetry program that would be as popular as The Real Housewives..

In '48 when I left Metro, I tried to go back to radio, but somehow just didn't do well at it..

Conservative talk radio works because there are lots of conservatives who are convinced that they are not getting the whole story from the regular me….

The reason that conservative talk radio works is because there is an audience for it..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

I make my music at night when there's no noise... Just me, my headphones and the silence. But I'm always making music in my head. It's like a non-sto….

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..