The conservative media game was neatly summarized by Matt Labash, a former senior writer for The Weekly Standard, in a 2003 interview on the website ….

Live High, Live Mighty, Live Righteously.

I don't really take myself very seriously..

...And Sunday's the one day I rest, give thanks, and bless..

The Fuhrer is always right. I sense it..

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs..

I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies.

I'm religiously celibate except in LA, NOLA, FLA, because there is certainly no God in any of those places. So unless you live in one of those places….

I wanna live like Arnold, Willis and Mr. Drummond... And keep my paper sturdy, big birds and tight herbs..

How can you hide from what never goes away?.

Gloriously false. [Like Rahab.].

Good wares make good markets..

Nature is always hinting at us..

Only the bold get to the top..

And while you was bangin on tables, I was bangin Snow White..

In America, an acquittal doesn't mean you're innocent, it means you beat the rap. My clients lose even when they win..

We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead..

I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..

EPMD in effect, I'm clockin' mad green Like Kermit the Frog, sloppy like Boss Hog, Girl was runnin' wild...ate her like a corn dog..

I have to chose my words carefully..

The more things you own, the more they own you..