There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Every match in the Euro is a dance on a razor's edge..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Anything can happen with a razor..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser..

Together we all live every moment On the very brink; The razor’s edge Of ecstasy or disaster..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

You know what I like about disposable razors? They're disposable..

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..