I am service-centric. I always intend to leave places better than I find them..

Our government has made a number of promises to the men and women who served in our nation's armed forces. Sadly, these promises of health care, educ….

Let's go back, back to the Beginning..

Without an education, you won't have a future..

All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

Things don't exist until they exist..

They reality is that we have 70% of our voters use a punch card system that I tried to change and that bipartisan resistance in the legislature stopp….

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

Your patience will be rewarded..

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..

Ultimately, leadership is more about 'being' than 'doing.'.

To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!.

Bach is Bach just as God is God..

I'M NOT SHORT!!!!! ~Edward Elric.

To say more, is to say less..

There are some things that you can work on immediately..

Here we are now, entertain us..