The faith that I love the best, says God, is hope..

You are either going forward or you are not..

I couldn't be happier..

It's not the time in your life, it's the life in your time..

Nobody was interested in me before I bought the Nets..

Don't start something that you cannot finish..

I cannot pretend i am not without fear..

Your life isn't out of control. It's expanded..

I didn't know about the fashion world, or at least I took it for slightly superficial. I didn't realize the extent of it..

Death can be hastened but never shared..

I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy..

Your health is not outside of you..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

We realize that Judaism as a faith can survive only in an atmosphere of general faith..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.

Nothing burps better than bacon..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Whatever you're aiming for, God's better..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..