Everything I say is true..

A 'weakness,' I now realize, is nothing but a strength not properly developed..

I've succeeded at everything except my life..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

Freedom has never been free..

Your thoughts are making you..

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

I am one of the crucified dead..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.

The tortured always remain tortured..

I'm closest to the music when I'm onstage with the band, playing..

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about th….

I'm as cruel as life. As cruel as love..

Oh, no, I was afraid of that! I'd better go and hide..

Realize your own potential and try to live out your expectations of your potential..