Quotes on Really Funny Best Friend

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

The pieces I am, she gather them and gave them back to me in all the right order.

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.