I'm very competitive..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
I am unwilling to be wholly good—and please don't regard me as wholly evil!.
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
Those presents are the most acceptable which are enhanced by our regard for the donor..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I do regard myself as very lucky..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
I think I regard any history in quotes, because just like science, we're constantly revising science, we're constantly revising history..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..