I've mellowed quite quickly..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

David Wong is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King . . . ‘page-turner’ is an understatement..

Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything..

Do whatever you have to do to be happy..

I don't come from money..

Nothing is never nothing. It's always something..

Every picture of you is when you were younger..

I am opposed to the redefinition of marriage..

There's always something to talk about..

I was gung-ho, no question about that..

She was the only woman he was afraid he would beg for..

The image is an image..

Ive been making music since I was 14, but for a while, I was afraid to perform..

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' This method works every time..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

Everyone has something they can't live without..

I hope that death contains less than this..

I brings the ruckus to the ladies..

You cannot put straight in others what is warped in yourself..