Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They've never seen anything that quick..

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies..

You can't go back to how things were. How you thought they were. All you really have is...now..

They can only kill us once..

Once the call of God comes to you, start going and never stop..

Sadly, God mentions no crowned nags in Proverbs..

You are here to experience life, not to escape from it..

Footballers are kept in such a bubble that horse racing is a release..

Live constructively and live optimistically..

It is cynicism and fear that freeze life; it is faith that thaws it out, releases it, sets it free..

Every time I release an album my old record company releases another one..

There is no such thing, incidentally, as one kudo..

Be approximately right rather than exactly wrong..

I've never been fired in my life. From anything. I've never failed at anything I've tried..

Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..

I always go in very emotionally when I'm doing music. Sad or happy, I'm always into it..

Allow yourself to release the emotions you have struggled all your life to contain..

We all see only that which we are trained to see..

You won't see Moonves on Twitter..

We only kill each other.

We are, after all, homo economicus..