You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

History releases me from my own experience and jogs my fictional imagination..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

The final release point for the fastball is the tips of your fingers..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

We probably release 1% of the products that we are working on..

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

We must prepare for everything..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

When something possesses me, I go ahead and do it..

I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!.