As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

m doing my best" "no,this isn't your best. We shall recognize your best when it appears.

Graved inside of it, "Italy"..

I'm German, after all..

We cannot predict the future, but we can invent it..

I do like to be surprised..

Africa is on the rise..

The mixing of government and religion can be a threat to free government, even if no one is forced to participate.... When the government puts its i….

A man who feels that his religion is a slavery has not begun to comprehend the real nature of religion..

A woman can wear anything- she can make it right..

you couldn't talk yourself into love any more than you could talk yourelf out of it..

Your way of life is sinful and wrong," he said fiercely. Thus says a man who admits to worshipping a God who vilifies pleasure, relegates women to ro….

I work whenever I'm let..

One place is very like another..

Put your good where it will do the most!.

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

You have to escape to survive, as you must survive to escape..

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy..

Experience is what you get while looking for something else..

If religious instruction were not allowed until the child had attained the age of reason, we would be living in a quite different world..