I'm pretty much the one that goes to the mound..
The works of nature must all be accounted good..
Dead is the travel of all our travels..
I outlived the bastards..
I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..
Everything alters me, but nothing changes me..
I begin by not photographing..
Fear comes from the unknown. Once you know, then, whatever..
Hitler was good in the beginning, but he went too far..
The unread is always better than the unreadable..
I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs!.
I find that complete trust and subsequent courage galvanizing and inspiring..
It's not what you wear it's how you wear it, is what I say..
There are some things you only learn through experience..
Europeans have quarrelled since the beginning of time..
Those who love most, see most..
Er-my-nee," Ron croaked unexpectedly from between them..
I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington..
I'm taking all the negatives in my life, and turning them into a positive..
If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that..
The closer you get to God, the more you become yourself..