Photographer's advice: Stand in the right place..

Words are intermediary between thought and things. We express ourselves really not through words, which are only signs, but through what they signify….

Disputants often fare poorly when they each act greedily and deceptively..

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!.

Either you understand or you don't, and that is that..

When we get to the future, I'll decide the future..

I ALWAYS LIKED MR STALIN..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

We work to eat to get the strength to work to eat to get the strength to work..

They're not just interested in one sort of music any more..

If you put the ball in the right place, you don't have to throw hard..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..

I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..

It is by doing anything that we become anyone.

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

You can get to everywhere from almost anywhere..

There is something indecent in words ..

Leave that which is not, but appears to be. Seek that which is, but is not apparent..

In truth, how much time do any of us really have?.