I never take myself too seriously..

I am interested in doing something that cannot be explained..

I rewrite everything, almost idiotically. I rewrite and work and work, and rewrite and rewrite some more..

Enter to learn; depart to serve..

all deaths are one's own..

One cannot say everything at once..

I am no one to be a purist..

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

I grew up with the television product being old Western serials like Roy Rogers, and John Wayne and Gary Cooper, and many others were my favorites wh….

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. Will Rogers The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women can b….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..