Let's go back, back to the Beginning..

Without an education, you won't have a future..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

I love to be challenged because I'm wrong a lot of the times..

I do see myself going to LA. Not anytime soon..

All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

Things don't exist until they exist..

God is always at work around you..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

I'm a wild lady. Not..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

To be worshiped is not freedom..

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

Hardly anything wrong can go bad..

I love to be called Doc..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..