I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed ….
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
What a rope of sand we are without a leader..
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
I'd forgotten how challenging comics can be until I started working on Ropes. Yes, you're restricted by the boundaries of the page, but we all work w….
I would never write about anyone who is not at the end of his rope..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Immortality without eternity is a rope with only one end..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I'll fight anybody who grabs the rope to hang themselves..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
For them to have the season that they had, for them to have us on the ropes ... Congrats to the Cavs..
On one level the sixties revolt was an impressive illustration of Lenin's remark that the capitalist will sell you the rope to hang him with..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..