Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other..
A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good!.
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
South African rugby doesn't have to stand back for anyone..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago..
Bryan Habana likes to talk himself up before games and then nothing happens..