I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in storage 15 years later, and he gave it ….
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is..
Rugby is a nonsense, but a very serious nonsense..
I've seen a lot people like him, but they weren't playing on the wing..
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous..
You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down..
In my youth I thought I was going to be a professional rugby player..
I've always said that playing rugby in Spain is like being a bullfighter in Japan..
I'd like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom..
In rugby there are those who play the piano - and those who shift them.
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth..
We're going to tear those boys apart..
I knew he would never play for Wales ... he's tone deaf..
I retired from rugby because I was old and getting really slow..
I want to reach for 150 or 200 points this season, whichever comes first..
I love baseball. And American Football, too. But not rugby..
Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball..