You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'.

Courage is about doing what you're afraid to do..

...Next time you're faced with a choice, do the right thing. It hurts everyone less in the long run..

People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing d….

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

Reading and gardening are really big for me, along with music and exercise. If I go more than a day or two without a run or a bike ride or something,….

Learn that clothes are there to suit your life, not to run.

Not everybody has things that become classics..

The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake sin….

Seven habits that help produce the anything-but-efficient markets that rule the world. 1. Think short term. 2. Be greedy. 3. Believe in the gre….

Things explain each other, not themselves..

Now, I don't mean to say that being wrong is the same thing as being creative. What we do know is, if you're not prepared to be wrong, you'll never c….

Well, the first thing I do is I try to listen to whatever rapping is already on the track. I listen for cadence and melody to see how the track's alr….

I don't know how you perceive my mission as a writer, but for me it is not a responsibility to reaffirm your concretized myths and provincial prejudi….

You must never be afraid to go there..

All prizes have a role, if they are run with integrity and with a clear focus on reading and quality writing. I don't think any of them is necessary,….

That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

Every politician just has to remember how he got his position in the first place. A young candidate running for Congress or any outsider interested i….

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the ….

You're never going to learn everything..

there are many Africas..