When I was 13 I had a fake Id that said that I was 19. I was getting in all the clubs..

I didn't take a single business class. I learned on the job..

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me..

Mr. Hitchcock did not say actors are cattle. He said they should be treated like cattle..

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money..

I opened my mouth, almost said something. Almost. The rest of my life might have turned out differently if I had. But I didn’t..

The movies had a slogan at the time, to distinguish themselves from TV, that said 'movies are better than ever.'.

I dislike Bush as much as probably anybody on earth could, but having said that... It's not like I'm going to change anybody's mind..

Oh Alexander," she said, "what do you want from me..." "Everything!" he whispered fiercely..

What isn't said is as important as what is said..

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see..

Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”.

I missed you all my life,” Kylie said. “I didn’t know I missed you, but I know it now. You were supposed to be there..

Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years..

G.K. Chesterton was the best writer of the 20th century. He said something about everything and he said it better than anybody else..

You fainted," I told Tank. "I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie..

It is always said that Europe is a project of the elite. That's incorrect..

Nothing is too absurd to be said by some of the philosophers..

When mouths close, it’s because there’s something important to be said..

Almost everybody I know has died,” Grandma said. “Bunch of wimps..

My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman..