The greasier, the better..

unrequitted love amuses me.

There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance..

I take the Bible far too seriously to take it literally..

Some things are worth the splurge..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

What do we do now, now that we are happy?.

You learn from the good, you learn from the bad..

I gave you things I wasn't sure I even had..

I don't like anything new..

The public be damned..

I am open to everything..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous.

I have climbed to the top of the greasy pole!.

What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!.

A person who issues that charge that someone adheres to the principle "do as I say, not as I do" has three options: produce an example; withdraw the ….

Because you cannot see him, God is everywhere..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time..

I like Mutemath a lot..