Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..

I will eat anything, at least once. For better or worse..

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!.

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

To me, the coolest are the terminally uncool..

If you're in something and you feel like it's not going well, what can you do about that? It's out of your hands. No matter what you do, you're not g….

I'm not God, don't intend to be and hope I never have that much power..

But a living is not a life..

I like weird. I like weird a lot..

Not everybody has things that become classics..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Money doesn't exist because I don't recognize it..

I'm so into momminess..

No one actually lives as if there is no objective truth..

I'm nearly six foot tall and have biggish breasts, as well as being a sexual know-it-all. Yes, loving me does require a certain level of confidence..

There is no later. This is later..

Fear dims when you learn things..

That's the main thing you have to have... trust..

Beauty exists where you least expect to find it..

You dig in and you find something..

I'm the git in the family..