I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

I will eat anything, at least once. For better or worse..

Better authentic mammon than a bogus god..

We read best what we read most..

Prepare yourself to be employable..

Clausius and Darwin cannot both be right..

I'm not one to intellectualize why I did something..

We are the sum total of our experiences..

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing..

The public be damned..

I was never trained for anything.

Build a life, don't live one....

I'm nothing, I'm not even here.

Act because you love to act..

I'm very wary of trust, you see..

Don't screech like that. You'll wake the dead..

Trial by jury must and shall be preserved! Amidst the throng of crude sacrilegisms ... that assail us nowadays in the legal sanctuary, none is more ….

I feel that movies are gifts that come to you, and there are no accidents in what you end up doing..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Where you stop is where you stop. There is always more of God..

I have always been a good mimic..