Quotes on Sarcastic Love

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.