Quotes on Sarcastic One Liners

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.