Be bold. You gotta be bold..

For Myrth prolongeth lyfe, and causeth health..

The English think soap is civilization..

Everyone has a right to rest so as not to injure themselves..

I'm always geeking out about something..

My drive is something that I don't fully understand..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

Upward, not Northward.

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes..

By 40, all women are amazing..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

I go up in the supermarkets and people always go what are you doing here and I go I'm hungry in a sarcastic but nice way just to let them know yo I'm….

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..